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Due to the fact that Jonnyx has been unresponsive to email and voicemail for over 48 hours we are proud to be able to make this once in a lifetime offer directly to YOU! Item is a slightly used Electric Cattle Prod that has been blessed by the Reverend Pope Jonny Anonymous himself!!! Item delivers high voltage shocks upon application! Sharp vacuum cleaner chrome! BEAUTIFUL custom graphic decals indicate where Outerz0ne attendees should place their tongues! There may never be another opportunity to own an incredible collectors item like this! WOW!
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