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You walk over to the blue kooz balls and gingerly say "Hello there."
One of the suction cup stalks on the nearest kooz ball suddenly juts out to about a foot from your face. There is a hole in the middle of the suction cup and the stalk is hollow. The stalk begins to twitch and you hear this sucking sound, which starts off at a low pitch and slowly gets higher and higher and higher until it ends with a loud *POP* and an eyeball appears inside the suction cup. It looks you over. Another suction cup extends itself out over the bar and seals tightly around the mouth of a glass of some sort of glowing red liquid. It turns the glass upside down and empties it in one big gulp. You're wondering what kind of mind altering effect the liquid has on these creatures. Then another stalk juts out right next to the eyeball. Out from the suction cup a low-pitched guttural voice rasps: "What the fuck do you want?"
"Well, I was wondering, see, well, what are you guys exactly??"
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